Name B. Elzybub
Location Åland Islands
Available Since October 2021
Last online 3 years ago
Languages English, Cantonese, Mandarin, Sign Language
Hi, I'm B. Elzybub!
Mean despicable and kind of emotionally complicated certainly the sort of person you want to avoid. My hobbies include stabbing people at least twice in the face with anything I can get hold of once I stabbed somebody in the face with a frozen banana it was low low low.
Just invite me around and see how I can frighten you or your children. They will quite literally DUMP in their pants!
I quite like to eat vegetarians. Go, Trump 2024! MAGA FTW and a Man United Fan.
Nationality Zimbabwean
Religion None
Gender Female
Children 70
Actively seeking work? Yes
Job Preferences
Preferred Location:
Hong Kong
Expected Salary:
$666,666.00 HKD
Day Off:
Flexible
Co-Worker:
Flexible
Share Room:
Flexible
Housing Situation:
Flexible
Work Capacity:
Working
Work Experience
Jan 1991 - Feb 1991
Job Summary:
My first job - and I got fired after 14 minutes for wiping a booga on the forehead of my boss.
Contract Situation:
Terminated (Other reasons)
Nationality of Employer:
Austrian and Chinese
Family Members:
1 baby, 1 children, 2 adults
Performed Duties:
Care
- Newborn (0 - 1)
- Toddler (1 - 3)
- Teen (12 - 18)
- Elderly
- Pet
Cooking
- Indian
- Vegetarian
- Healthy
Housekeeping
- General
- Gardening
- Dog Walking
Services
- Handyman
- Computer
- Sewing
Other
- Swimming
- Tutoring
Feb 1991 - Feb 1991
Job Summary:
Oops I did it again - a bit of a bumpy start when I incinerated the puppy while the kids were playing with it. To stop them crying I brought it back but with a tail at each end and no head.
Got the sack again.
Contract Situation:
Terminated (Other reasons)
Nationality of Employer:
Chilean and Iraqi
Family Members:
3 childrens, 2 adults
Performed Duties:
Care
- Toddler (1 - 3)
- Child (3 -12)
- Pet
Cooking
- Western
- Baking
- Healthy
Housekeeping
- General
Feb 1991 - Feb 1991
Job Summary:
Took a 20-minute break and hung around Carrie Lam's garden party. All the guests were boring although many of them are old friends, TBH.
I did cook some Filipinos but that was 'just for fun'
Contract Situation:
Career Break
Nationality of Employer:
Chinese
Performed Duties:
Cooking
- Filipino
Other
- Tutoring